A submitted review by Theodore…

One poker night a buddy of mine brought an additional player to the table that had a lot of things to say about sex, conquests, adventures and one particular sex toy I couldn’t quite put my foot on. The calls it the Head Honcho. He kind-of recommended it, well not actually recommended, more like suggested that we try this toy out. He was ranting on and on about how good it feels and how much fun it is to use and how much pleasure this sex toy can give him.

I’m not much of a sex toy fan so I did some research online, and found that a lot of people had a lot to say about this toy. That’s when I decided to purchase one to see what the fuss was all about. Once I got my Head Honcho in the mail I tried it out that same day.

This is my first experience with a male masturbator sleeve and damn was everybody right! Actually it hurt at first. I wasn’t thinking that I needed to lubricate before I use the Honcho. Note to self: Use lube! Anyway, the sensations I got were so pleasurable and satisfying. The best thing about this toy is that its very flexible and soft and features three suction chambers where I tried massaging my head giving me excellent stimulation. As I slid my entire rod in, I couldn’t help but think that was I getting a perfectly good hand job that almost feet like a real blow job, even better.

I loved the fact that this masturbation sleeve is clear so I could see everything that was going on and could see myself cum inside the toy. Even if the sleeve isn’t open-ended, it still was easy to clean because I could turn it inside out.

I’ve come to love this male masturbation sleeve and I know other men will too.

A submitted review by Daniel…

I’ve always wanted to get my hands and penis on Jenna Jameson’s breasts! Now, I don’t worry about it anymore because I already have them!

My girl friend said she saw me looking at this product online. She surprised me when she bought me a Jenna’s Perfect Pair for my birthday, I just couldn’t believe it! I really thought she’d get pissed off when she saw me looking at sex toys sites, but she didn’t!

All along, she kept telling me I would be grateful for getting Jenna’s breasts! Well, who wouldn’t be? The picture of Jenna Jameson’s breasts actually looks good, but unfortunately it stinks! It literally stinks! The product description says it can make playtime more fun as you lick, suck, and pull on it. But how can I do these things when I can’t even get the smell off the thing! I thought it was just at the beginning but god did it reek! The smell from the material just wouldn’t come off.

It was too soft and hard at the same time. And it doesn’t feel like fucking on real breasts at all! Somewhat I imagined the Jenna’s Perfect Pair product to be perfectly like Jenna’s breasts, to be firm and yet wiggly and jiggly at the same time. Perhaps the material they used to make this product was not the best way to go. Some men might enjoy it but I guess I’m just a hard man to please.

I hope the folks at Doc Johnson would do something about this. Looking at this thing just makes me want to have it even more. I would definitely give this a ten for visual quality but for realism I give this a five. I just can’t stand its smell! I hope they’d think of using another material after hearing a comment from a user like me. I’ll be waiting that they’d create something different soon. Maybe my girlfriend would get a better one for my birthday again next year. I just hope Doc Johnson hears this one.

A submitted review by Theodore…

Finally, you can own and enjoy Heather Vandeven’s luscious vibrating vagina and anus!

If you want to know how it feels to make love with a hot babe like Heather, (like I’ve desired before) then this product might be the one you are looking for!

I’ve tried inserting my penis into Heather Vandeven’s delight and it was indeed satisfying! I felt her vibrating vagina and anus, like I was realistically ramming my penis inside her! Produced from an exact replica molded from the sexy Penthouse star herself, you will keep enjoying this realistic vagina created especially for us!
Heather Vandeven’s vibrating vagina and anus is made of CyberSkin® material. Its dual-entry piece is expertly detailed and colored for soft and smooth lifelike sensations. And yes, it’s flexible and it lets you experience its soft nibbed texture on your skin! The realistically contoured vagina and anus has a removable remote controlled micro-stimulator so it’s easy to manage. Feel the experience filling up both luscious holes as you penetrate the supple lips or the tight rear. The realistic pussy stretches and accommodates different sizes but still retains its tightness for your satisfying feeling. In fact, you can even choose the speed of the bullet’s vibration using its connected cord.

Heather’s pussy still works for me! It’s sexy looking and I can even perform different positions with it in my bed, in the bathroom and I even on my dining table! Try having sexy adventures with Heather’s luscious pussy and you’ll know what I really mean!*wink*

Want to do something unique memorabilia with your partner or with your friends? Well I have a suggestion. Why not try making a clone of your own or vagina? Sounds crazy? I feel you coz I thought the same too. But come to think of it. Don’t you think its a naughty though unique gift for your partner, a husband to be or a friend that is soon to be wed? Believe me, indeed it is!

The Clone-A-Pussy- Chocolate Mold kit contains all you need to clone or make a replica of any vaginal outer part. It includes all that you need in doing the molding and its very easy to go along with the instruction. It is very nice because you can make use of it in a lot of ways. You can make it as a decor to your fridge, cabinet, etc., or make it as a key chain. And you can make use of it as a molder too. Why not try making sweets with vaginal shape or form. It’s a very nice give aways on special parties like Bachelor’s, birthdays, all males or females’ reunion, birthdays and others.

Make you’re own life-sized replica too. Besides you can do it at your most comfortable place. I’m sure all of us are confident that its cute!

Surprise yourself and your partner with this ultimate stretchy silicon masturbator. This toy is made of silicon material that can stretch and expand when needed. Its heart-shaped access’ is very sensual, super stretchy and perfectly crafted that It stretches to fit any size. Its heart-shaped entrance arouses you whenever you see it.

This toy is pretty close to the real thing because of its remarkable tightness. Give your hand a help with this masturbator and feel more satisfaction than the usual.

Lubricate and penetrate this heart of grooved luscious pleasure for an erotic orgasm experience. This toy works best with lubricants and is responsive with both water based and silicone based lubricants of your choice.

Senso sapphire is v ery enjoyable for solo or mutual masturbation. When you get lonely and you don’t want to see anybody, let the Senso sapphire accompany you to paradise. To put more excitement in your love making with your partner, ask your girl to slip the Senso sapphire in your penis and let her masturbate you. Just seeing you filled with sexual ecstasy, your girl’s sexual desire will be awaken, she’ll go crazy and you’ll experience the love making you never experience when you were with her before.

The best feature of this product is that because of its silicone and jelly material, this toy is so easy to clean. Just put a little soap and then water and you’re done.

Flexible and expandable, perfect grip, easy to clean and gives a different sexual experience for you and your partner- these are the usual things men and women look for a sex toy. And all these are in just one sex toy.

Fire up your night of extreme pleasure! Futurotic pussy is a magnificent masturbation sex toy that has been designed specially from porn actress Jesse Jane’s pussy. This futurotic pussy replica of her sexy body part looks like and feels like the real thing that guys should try and have. Using it feels like you are making love with Jesse Jane for real because of the pleasure it brings cause by the perfectly designed pussy.

Jesse Jane’s futurotic pussy is incredibly smooth, soft, flexible and has an elaborately detailed pink pussy lips that make an extremely alluring entrance that will take you to the hot tight interior.

One amazing added feature of this sex toy is its vibrating bullet that adds up an immense pleasure when you are pleasuring yourself or when you’re with your partner. What you will feel using this sex toy is the feeling you wanted to experience long ago. In fact, after using it you would really ask for more. Jesse Jane’s® futurotic™ pussy™ is always ready to accommodate and fill your wanton desire.
Another good thing is that, Jesse Jane’s® futurotic™ pussy is a travel pussy. So be sure to take it with you when you go on trips because this sex toy gives you perfect pleasure wherever and whenever you feel like doing it.

Quench your thirst of sexual pleasure through this futurotic pussy from Jesse Jane’s Collection.

Satisfying and a blast orgasm is equal to blossom sleeve. No more lonely nights for you! All you need is this amazing toy, your favorite lubricant and your powerful imagination. You might say you won’t need a woman to fill your nights.

The Blossom Sleeve is a discreet masturbation sleeve that is soft and flexible because it is made of a jelly material. It is artistically crafted with eight little petals in the entrance to set the mood in pleasing yourself. The sex toy’s internal walls are contoured for exceptional stroking action. Lube it up with water based or silicone lube, insert your penis and enjoy the exquisite sensation. You’ll be in paradise in no time.

It easily heats up and is a wonderful masturbating tool because of the essential fact that this sleeve can be enjoyed with a lover. Let your partner and this amazing masturbating sleeve help you reach your satisfying and explosive orgasm.

For extra action, you can put a vibrating bullet, which is also a plus for you to achieve orgasm. Blossom sleeve has an enough room for you to place a vibrating bullet like the silver bullet which is popular in the market nowadays. The bullet can be placed in the exit hole of the sleeve.

Lay eyes on the perfect masturbation sleeve for men, the Maven sleeve. From the popular sex toy company, Vibratex™ comes a brilliantly made, powerful and fantastic masturbation sleeve for men.

It is made of high quality Elastomer Softwear skin so you can really rely on the quality. It is super stretchy so sizes longer than 7 inches will definitely fit in the sleeve. It is also designed to perfectly fit your palm for easy use and fold.

Any guy would fall in love with this sleeve aside from its uses, it also has vibrant color blue. It actually sets the mood for self indulgence. When you reach home and planning to pleasure yourself, let Maven sleeve help you. It is suggested to put some condom before slipping it in your penis to keep it clean and to prevent bacteria. You can apply silicone or water based lubricants on the Maven.
Good thing about this masturbator is that it doesn’t look like a vagina or an ass unlike other toys which makes the toy sometimes looks boring or cliché or awful. No one will notice that it is really a masturbator sleeve when you carry it around.

Cleaning the Maven sleeve is also easy because it can be turned inside out very easily. if you’re feeling exploratory, slide a mini vibrator in the end to experience extra pleasure.

Fleshlight Butt is the most popular sex toy for men nowadays. A lot of male talk about it on how It surprises and amazes users by how real and how pleasurable it feels using it. It will make you want to masturbate often, which is important for building sexual vigor and a strong ejaculation. This is probably as real as it gets!

It is more favorable for men to buy fleshlight because of its discreet case design that anyone couldn’t tell that you are carrying a sex toy because most people will really think it is a flashlight.

The mouth looks like an oral cavity that is slightly tighter to fuel your fantasies of anal intercourse. This sex toy is truly an inch away from the real thing. Using it feels like you’re dealing with the real butt and in some way better because it truly gives passionate feeling of sexual satisfaction. You can also control the intensity of suction which is very helpful when you fine-tune the pleasure you are receiving.

This one works pleasurably by applying water base lubricants available in any sex toy store. Don’t let your girl spoil the fun when she won’t head down on you, this toy will definitely do the work. Whenever she tantrums, show her the fleshlight butt and prove her that you can have a solo party.

Hand Job Stroker is every man’s favorite because of its soft material and realistic texture that it is similar to vaginal penetration in sensation, tenderness and satisfaction. Hand job stroker is a super stretchy, hygienically better masturbation sleeve. Instead of using your calloused hands, consider the Hand Job Stroker as your substitute to the “old” way of masturbating. Forget the traditional hand-job and take the plunge with this sex toy that amplifies sensation and upgrade stroke technique.

It is easy and pleasurable to use. Just lube up the sleeve with lubricant, slip the masturbation sleeve on the end of your penis and masturbate as if you are using your hand.

You can even invite your girlfriend to give you a hand job with this sex toy during your sexual activity. She will also take pleasure in playing with your sex toy and your penis while bringing you to orgasm. This is one of a kind because it doesn’t look like the usual shaped like part of the female anatomy sex toy. It comes with clear transparent color with nodules that makes it more sophisticated to look at than awful like other sex toy. It is really something you can look forward when you go home.

Hand job Stroker has an open edge that makes it very easy to clean by simply flipping the sleeve inside out and rinse it well with sex toy cleaner or mild soap and hot water. It is recommended to store it in a cool dry place by covering it with soft and clean cloth.